Oh, but for the familial perils of supervision!

(or, Recipe for a Disaster)

Ingredients:

A: Analysand/Analyst-in-training knee deep in parental transferences
T: Training Analyst of A above in the midst of a parental fantasy, NOT a counter-transference but a clinical dictum of the type that continues to grip the analytic community: analyst as fatherly/austere or motherly/empathic
S: Training Supervisor for A above equally captured by the parental fantasy of P above

Pour ingredients into bowl and mix thoroughly.

Season with a hefty dose of the analytic commitment to the principle that any triangulation must reenact itself as a mummy-daddy-me scenario.

Cover bowl and let sit at room temperature until the various homo- and hetero- permutations ferment and swell.

Serve and watch your guests try to figure out who gets to wear the pants in that family.

Or, shrink wrap in a learned text (this will require the removal of any identifying, and hence potentially incriminating, references). Publish at a later date.